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Gee, thanks Softball Slut. I really, really appreciate getting tagged like this, and swear to Buddha, if I had something better to write about today besides my failed attempt to dye my mohawk blue (yes, I really attempted this. The blue kept running into my face, because let's face it - black people hair ain't made for Wal-Mart brand temporary blue hair coloring), I would probably blow this meme tag off and call Slut about 1731 different awful names. But here I sit. Let's do this. 1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name) Brutus Vail 2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your mom's side, your favorite candy) Jim Reece (Gotta love Reeces' Peanut Butter Cups) 3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your middle name) No. OOOOOOOOH! I came THISCLOSE to divulging my real name. It ain't Damian, kids. In case you wondered. 4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal) Purple Wombat 5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) Hmmm. Ok, I'm NOT giving you my real middle name, because (a) that's a little too revealing for my liking, and (b) I think it's stupid. So for the sake of argument, let's say Damian is my middle name, and we'll go with Damian Sumter. 6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's maiden name and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in.) Uh, no. This one's just dumb. How does this POSSIBLY generate your so-called Star Wars name? I mean, really. All you'll get is a bunch of letters mashed together as though Gary Busey was trying to say the alphabet during a routine traffic stop. This bullshit ain't no Star Wars name. Here, I'll give you my Star Wars name right now: Homie Doncha-Knowme. And my lightsaber is black. Word. 7. SUPERHERO NAME: (your favorite color, favorite drink) Purple Long Island Ice Tea. Yeah. That's really fucking representative. I'm gonna be flying around Dallas, saving lives and shit, sporting a name like THAT? Guess again. Utter bullshit, yet again. This meme sucks. I'm gonna write a meme, and it's gonna kick ass, unlike this thing which was obviously written by an illiterate gamma-radiated platypus with a harelip and a bad case of chronic halitosis. Here, I'm gonna do it right now. ---------- DARK DAMIAN'S TOTALLY KICK-ASS MEME 1. YOUR JAIL NAME: (your mama's boyfriend's cousin's name; name of the guy you blew in your junior year) 2. YOUR ALIBI'S NAME: (your boss' name; cup size of the last woman you saw) 3. YOUR "THE LAST STARFIGHTER" NAME: (name of the street you last got drunk on; name of the brand of shoe you're wearing) 4. YOUR HOOKER NAME: (your whole name) 5. YOUR MUSLIM NAME: (name of the cereal you last ate; "X") 6. YOUR REHAB NAME: (name of the car you drive; name of the channel you last watched) 7. YOUR NASCAR NAME: (first two names of the last redneck you met, unless that's you; oh, that's all you need, actually) There. Now THAT'S a meme you can sink your damn teeth in, right there. And who will I be tagging? No one. But feel free to use mine, and spread it the world around. Fucking memes. Peace.


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