Krispy Kreme doughnuts You know that I love you so Sugar coated crack. .............................. You entice me so Round and glazed, you fill my eyes Hardened arteries. .............................. Succulent and soft Warm and sweet upon my tongue Like a pastry girl. .............................. I would rob a bank Sell my soul or kiss a snake Just to eat you now. .............................. Krispy Kreme, you lie! Told me I would not gain weight If I ate fifteen! .............................. When I see that light Shining from your building top, My car makes u-turn. ............................... Doughnut holes are great Theory says there is no fat And no calories. ................................ May I please have more? Icing, sugared Heaven, I Must eat more and more!