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Inspired by another blog I read, but hey, plagiarism means I really liked your shit. Some Interesting Damian Facts

  1. I'm black. Duh.
  2. I could eat Chinese food for every meal, forever.
  3. I have an irrational, phobia-level fear of snakes.
  4. I own "Big Trouble In Little China" on DVD.
  5. I cry when I watch "The Natural".
  6. I have never, ever been fishing.
  7. I weigh much more than people think I do, upon seeing me.
  8. I ruptured my left Achilles tendon playing basketball about 3 years ago.
  9. I used to have Crohn's Disease, but now I don't.
  10. Both my cars have cracked windshields.
  11. I love porn.
  12. I really love porn.
  13. I have perfect pitch, and perfect balance.
  14. I learned to play bass on my own, simply by buying a bass and playing with the radio.
  15. I drink Tang like it's got the antidote in it.
  16. I wear size 13 shoes. Draw your own conclusions. You're correct.
  17. I dislike to fly, and I will try to keep the airplane aloft by pulling up on the armrest.
  18. Asian women fascinate me endlessly.
  19. I once punched a dog in the face to avoid being bitten. It worked.
  20. I work in Corporate America, and I totally have shorts on today at work, 'cause I don't care.
  21. I hate most misogynistic and violent rap, but I'll be damned if I won't roll down the tinted windows in my black Jeep and bump Jay-Z or Snoop Dogg on occasion.
  22. I think Jeanine Garofalo is hot. I know, I'm sick.
  23. I supposedly have a genius-level IQ, but I think the test was full of shit.
  24. I use big words even in regular speech, thus alienating people who don't have a large vocabulary.
  25. I put oreo or chocolate chip cookies in bowls of Coco Crisp cereal to make it even worse for me.


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