OK, I broke down and posted a pic of me in my wedding costume. Partake in it, revel in it, and find humor in it. I will convert your laughter into kinetic energy, launch myself into outer space, and descend upon Neverland Ranch like a missing Russian nuke. Wish me luck. Here's some other pictures from the wedding. Bride and maid of honor... ...Ye Olde one-legged Germanic priest with bride, groom, and others... ...and a friend of mine in a very funny and odd balloon hat. This has nothing to do with the wedding; I just thought I'd share. Peace.