A friend of mine sent me the following link tonight: Pet Preservation Specialist Apparently, now you can freeze dry your pets when they die, as opposed to, oh I don't know, BURYING them. The process is called freeze dry taxidermy, and it allows you to keep Spot around in pristine condition for years after Spot passes into the Great Beyond for a price starting at around $560. Unbelievable. This is just about the craziest damn thing I've seen since I had fish tacos in San Diego. Don't get me wrong, I love pets. I have 4 dogs and a cat now, and that's the lowest total of pets I've had in 13 years. At one point there were 9 cats and 4 dogs living in my house. I can't be accused of being an animal hater. Well, at least not for dogs. I love dogs. I tolerate cats. Cats and I have a long-standing mutual agreement, whereupon I won't try to dunk them in the toilet if they don't piss on my things. It's more like a Cold War than a real peace accord, but it works. I don't wish them any harm, and I would defend them from all attacks, but I'm not out there buying them $500 worth of cat toys, either. So while I'm not a PETA member, I do care about their welfare, and I generally enjoy a pet's company. That being said, when they die, they're dead. And they should go where dead things go - in the damn ground. As sad as it is when your friend passes on, you should refrain from freeze-drying them and standing them in the living room like a piece of twisted modern art. I mean, who the hell wants to look at a dead animal standing in the corner, especially if it looks like it should be sniffing your crotch or coughing up a hairball on your newly-vacuumed carpet? If you shoot a bear or a tiger or something ferocious and you want to stuff it and mount it in your study, I can sorta see that. It's something you conquered, something that represents victory in the face of danger or whatever. But damn, if Buster kicks the bucket because he was 15 and got sick, do NOT freeze dry him and make him into an ottoman. If he was truly your friend, he deserves more respect than that, doesn't he? Here's a quote from the main page: "For some people, burial is not an option. You may be limited by local regulations, and may not have a pet cemetery in your area. You may live in an apartment, or community, where you do not have a private yard. Perhaps you know that you might someday move from your home, and can't bear the thought of leaving your pet behind. Maybe you feel that burial is just not the right choice for you. Some people simply do not believe in the process of cremation. There is an alternative. Pet preservation, also known as freeze drying, is the comforting alternative to your pet's burial or cremation. Take time to consider all of your options, because only you can decide what is best for you and your pet." There's merit to some of this statement. If you live in the city or in an apartment, maybe you can't go bury Rover in the backyard. That makes perfect sense. I'll even buy the argument about moving, because it's the same set of emotions that come into play when you bury a human you love. But there is a very simple solution if putting your pet in the ground isn't viable - cremation. It says that some people don't believe in it, but that's because those people are insane. Cremation takes care of several problems all at once.
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