I generally like my movies in three distinct flavors:

• Super-funny lowbrow comedies, such as "Old School", "Friday", "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle", and any other movie where the mere sight of the main character makes you bust a gut.
• Smart, well-written puzzlers that make you say "What the HELL just HAPPENED?" at the end of them, such as "The Usual Suspects" or "Memento", or any movie involving some sort of elaborate heist of diamonds or bearer bonds or treasury notes or some other obscure, can't-spend-it-at-Wal-Mart-type currency.
• Dumb, shoot-'em-up movies that offer nothing in the way of intelligence or cinematic quality, but show you ample boobs and explosions by the metric ton.

A hit man (Statham) learns that a poison injected into his body will kill him if his heart rate drops slows a certain point. Now he must exact his revenge on the people who injected him before he takes his last breath.

• A girl giving a guy a blowjob while he's eluding killers in a high-speed chase. Oh yeah, and they're shooting at each other.
• A man walking up to a motorcycle cop, taking his gun from him, throwing it, and then stealing his motorcycle - while in a hospital gown.
• A man walking into a black gang bar, pulling a gun on the dude running things, then saying out loud "I feel like kicking some black ass!"
• Two men fighting each other while falling from a helicopter toward the ground. Neither man wore a parachute, and there was no water or awning or trampoline or anything beneath them to break their fall.
• Someone getting his hand chopped off, then getting shot by the gun that his hand was holding - WHILE THE GUN WAS STILL IN THE SEVERED HAND.
• A man requesting to be shocked with a pair of those start-your-heart-again paddles they use in hospitals. They did. He flew.
• A car chase through a mall, reminiscent of "The Blues Brothers", while the lead car driver spoke calmly on a cell phone.
• A man intentionally frying his hand on a waffle iron.
• A doctor who says (and I'm paraphrasing here) "Cocaine? Yeah, that'll work. But you really need some epinephrine." and then "I mixed it with some meth so you'll feel good."
• Two people having VERY public sex on a newspaper machine in the middle of Chinatown in broad daylight while hundreds of people huddled around, watching and cheering.