Well, well, well. I finally went and done it. After hemming and hawing, shucking and jiving, fucking around and basically not doing a damn thing, I've gone ahead and created a web log, or "blog" to the culturally adept. I'm not real sure what the intent here is...whether it'll be some sort of journal of the twisted thoughts that run through my head like reruns of "Law and Order" on TNT, or if it'll be random musings and rants, or if I'll just use it to talk CASH SHIT about people. Who knows. Guess I'll just let this sucker evolve on its own. Maybe one day I'll have enough fodder for a stand-up routine. Doubtful. Needless to say, I've been inspired by the proliferation of various blogs and websites that are out there today...Tucker Max, TheBunny, my good friend Kalyani, and a bunch of others. I don't wanna imitate 'em - I couldn't purchase enough talent to do that. I just wanna put me out there, in whatever form it takes. So if it sounds like something you've read before, fuck you - I don't really care. I'm not here to please you - I'm here to pleasure myself. I mean, please myself. No, I really did mean pleasure myself. Heh. Stay tuned - God only knows what'll come next. Peace.